Here is my experience with one dose of 30 mg Dulexetine DR:
Me: Take single pill in morning.
Dulexetine: Hey, bro, heard you have anxiety?
Me: Yeah, sadly I do.
Dulexetine: Don't worry. I'll help.
Me: Really.
Dulexetine: Yeah. Hehehe.
Me: Umm, what's the laughter for.
Dulexetine: Oh...just wait...
Me: Waits an hour.
Dulexetine: Brings down an immediate torrent of badness. Severed anxiety, nausea, diarrhea, dizziness.
Me: Oh, god, what are you doing?
Dulexetine: Hehehe, your doctor told you to take me, right?
Me: ...yeah?
Dulexetine: Just hang in there. It will be alright.
Me: *Experiences 5 hours of pure hell.*
Dulexetine: I've got some more for you.
Me: Oh, oh, gods, please...be something nice.
Dulexetine: Lulz *Destroys appetite alongside endless waves of nausea and severe universal discomfort.*
Me: Gaaahhh!
Dulexetine: And, guess what?
Me: Shaking in anxiety and crying..."What?"
Dulexetine: I'm delayed release. I'll be doing this all night, in continuous waves...hour after hour after hour. Sweet Dreams.
Me: Loses ability to sleep. Suffering unlike I have ever personally suffered before. Like seriously, COVID gave me a 104 fever, and that was more fun than this.
Dulexetine: *The next day.* Hey, buddy, how do you feel.
Me: I hate you!
Dulexetine: It's time to take me again!
Me: ...um, exactly, 100%, no. Never!
*Time passes*
Dulexetine: How do you feel now.
Me: Good, now that you're leaving my system you toxic jerk.
Dulexetine: But...I did my job, didn't I?
Me: Umm, what do you mean?
Dulexetine: All those other things you were anxious about...they don't seem so bad do they...next to me?
Me: Oh, yeah, is...is that how you work? OMG!
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